S-A-N-T-Aaayyy

Ho money
I want mo' money
I want snow money
I want yo' money

Ho money
I want mo' money
I want snow money
I want yo' money

Once upon a time, not long ago
Ho ho ho ho

And Santa's hittin' it
Cross me off of his, gut bucket list

All in the snow
And I was gettin' it
Sittin' on his lap, like a present, bitch

Ho ho ho ho

Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa liked to creep
Down my chimney

Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa liked to creep
Down my chimney

I say, if we gonna fuck I want presents
Gotta a quarter ounce of weed and new dresses
Send a venmo to my email addresses
Make your holidays real fuckin' pleasant

Back to the point
December two-five in this bitch, it's the shit
Get me some hookers man, 'cause I'm rich
Look around
Thanksgiving passed, why you late
I'm Christmas lunch, you a passover plate

But I suck 'em though
Shiny knob just like Rudolph's ruddy nose
Gift wrappin' paper, that's for when he blows
Then take them gifts meant for them other hoes

Once upon a time not long ago
Ho ho ho ho
And Santa's gettin' it
Had me screaming
Jesus of Nazareth

All on the floor
And shit was gettin' lit
Miss Claus don't try it
Cause I'll fight a bitch
Ho ho ho ho

You wanna donate?
To my cookie plate?
Give me whole milk?
Mmm, tastes great

You wanna donate?
To my cookie plate?
Give me whole milk? (Yeah I'm a ho ho ho)
Mmm, tastes great

All night, snow trickin' ho
Turkey gettin' stuffed, spit roast
Wearin' summer clothes in the snow
Ho is life, can't get cold

And imma zipping it
My stockings hung with [?] if you're wearing it
Turn a trick, suck a dick, get the benefits
Buy some tits for a sick Make-a-Wish-a kid

Yeah I'm here, dick up in my rear
My heels, my top's gotta clutch some where
On mine, no hands, while I ride that beard
If it's good bring it back next year

D-d-double-u-I-L-L-A
M on the end swingin' round like hey
W-I-L-L-A
M on the end swingin' round like hey

Once upon a time not long ago
Ho ho ho ho
And Santa's hittin' it
Cross me off of his, good bucket list

All in the snow
And I was gettin' it
Sittin' on his lap
Like a present, bitch
Ho ho ho ho

Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa liked to creep
Down my chimney

Him and me
And he was rimmin' me
Santa liked to creep
Down my chimney

Ho ho ho is life, bitch