[Verse 1: Willam]
Took me out to lunch, girl, said it was your treat
The waiter took my order, you didn't wanna eat
Business woman special, burger fries no tea
I looked down at my plate, and it dawned on me

[Pre-Chorus: Willam]
Why are you eating
All of my god damn fries?
I am not on a diet
Just look at my thighs, oh

[Chorus: Willam]
Why are you eating
All my fries?
All my fries-ie-ie-ies
Why are you eating my fri-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies
Why are you eating my fri-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies
Why are you eating my fri-ie-ie-ie-ie-ies
Porque estas comiendo mis papas
Puta!

[Verse 2: Rhea Litre]
Just came from the party, don't you come for me
Didn't know my name, three pills of Ecstacy
Don't you be so greedy, girl you ain't that thin
I'mma have another, I thought that we were friends