[Testo di "I BURNED A COWBOY AT THE MELBOURNE AIRPORT"]

[Verse 1]
I burned a cowboy at the Melbourne airport
He said he didn't mind because he was terribly bored
He struck a light, held a whiskey on high and said "Pour"
I burned a cowboy at the Melbourne airport

[Chorus]
Why nobody believed me
Why nobody believed me
Why no, Sir
Why nobody believed me
Why nobody believed me
Why no, Sir
I did not think about
The law, Sir
I did not realise that this could be a felony
Oh no

[Verse 2]
I found an angel at the Melbournе airport
He wore disguise, lookеd like any old guy to be sure
Told me to light that dear cowboy of mine
So I burned him alive - he was scorched
Cheers to the angel at the Melbourne airport
[Bridge]
What's become of him, my little runaway?
Ooh

[Chorus]
Why nobody believed me
Why nobody believed me
Why no, Sir
Why nobody believed me
Why nobody believed me
Why no, Sir
I did not think about
The law, Sir
I did not realise that this could be a felony
Oh no, Sir

[Outro]
I did not mean to do it
No, Sir
I did not mean to take his life away
And now I'm all alone
Ooh