Heimerdinger:
My my, it is hard being the smartest Yordle in the rift

Ziggs:
Smartest? Let's settle this right now

Ziggs:
I’m bout it drop it so you better take cover
When it comes to great Yordle minds there is no other
So let me get you educated on the things I’ve innovated
Like hexplosives that’ll leave entire cities decimated
I’m the bomb
And you're just a shriveled dong
A friendly competition of the mentally strong
So I’m sorry ol' pal but you just can’t beat me
‘cuz you can’t spell my name without a GG

Heimerdinger:
And you can't spell mine without the H, the E, the I and the...
Oh, I understand now

Heimerdinger:
Excuse me? did you forget who I am?
I’m that Yordle with a brain the size of a holiday ham
My inventions are extraordinary
I just AFK’d and went legendary
Because... I’ve got these turrets that would put Torbjorn to shame
They’ll be hittin’ like fountain laser when I upgrade!
Try to run when you’re stunned by my lightning grenade
So if you know what’s best for you then get back you dirty ape!
Ziggs:
Ape? What are you talking about? You know we're the same race right?

Ziggs:
Even the nexus towers can’t handle my demolition
From miles away I’m eliminating the opposition
If you think you’re upgrading you’re doing it wrong
Because your old missiles were heat-seeking, they used to lock-on

Heimerdinger:
That might be true, but I can also say it happened to you
The hitbox on your bouncing bomb is like a pixel or two
I can rebuild anything that you destroy
So giving up now would be indeed a wise choice

Viktor:
Your battle is over. I am Viktor. Haha. get it?

Viktor:
Prepare yourselves for total annihilation
As I take over Runeterra with my creations
All living beings are scheduled for termination
No one can protect the world from my devastation