Zed:
The unseen rap is the deadliest

Shen:
Tread carefully

Zed:
I’m the reason why people fear the darkness
Every shadow is a power I can harness

My shurikens land on every target they seek
And with a single slash I’ll end them with contempt for the weak

I am the true master of assassination
I could end a life before their auto animation

So if you ever see a man in black and red then you’re dead
Always fed, that’s just what comes with being Zed

Shen:
(Did you just talk in third-person?)
Hey Zedd, big fan. Oh wait, wrong man
You’re that backstabbing ninja that killed his own fam

You were so weak you had to seek (forbidden power
Now you use your shadows to fight battles like a coward
The darkness has consumed you to a point of no return
You're just a secondhand champ that's based off Nocturne

I always stand united with the members of my team
Keep on solo pushing lanes while your base falls to me

Zed:
(That is just how you play Zed)
Ninja please, you’re the slowest shinobi i’ve ever seen
It takes you all game to get from point A to point B

Balance is a lie, you’re a fool to follow it
You deserve a quick death as a civil punishment

You call yourself a ninja with that boring skillset
When was the last time your blades even posed a threat

Remember that time when I beheaded your dad?
It was way too easy and I almost feel bad

Shen:
(He was like a father to you)
Your kit's so broken that it always needing tweaks
I've seen more balance from a stun from McCree

I was the first ninja to ever be released
You are just a copy pasta version of me
You couldn't hit me if you wanted I’ll just dodge your attacks
I learned that move from a buddy of named Jax

You keep on going on about how you’re the best
But all it takes to beat you is a couple of chain vests
Who's next?