Instalok
Rengar vs Kha’Zix (Rap Battle)
Rengar:
Tonight... We rap
Kha'zix:
Haha, bring it
Rengar:
Welcome to jungle where I am the king
At the top of the food chain hunt and kill everything
And you call that a stealth? Mine is 7 times longer
When your steppin near a bush you’ll see whose claws are stronger
I save a space that I can place my most prized possession
Your head’s the trophy for the centerpiece of my collection
Kha’zix:
(Ha, in your dreams)
You must be blind to even think that I could ever be defeated
Oh wait, you kinda are I took your eye before you ran and retreated
Then I proceeded to heat it up and eat it
Next time we meet up isolated you’ll end up deleted
You’re so infectious to this game and it’s causing a crisis I mean
Just look at your kit its got the e-bola virus!
Rengar:
(Ebola is so 2014 bro)
That joke was so bad I died a little bit inside
I guess it’s good that i was born with these 9 fuckin’ lives
You’re just a tiny purple bug that I could easily smash
Even amumu wouldn’t hug a pest that dwells in the trash
And when you see the yellow sign you’re gonna need a hard peel
Just take a look at my score I’m more fed than garfield
Kha’zix:
(You're only fed because my bot lane doesn't work)
You got me cornered so there’s only 1 solution
I must power up to win this with my mecha evolution
You’re living a delusion, and my power’s you’re conclusion
When I find you in seclusion It’ll be your execution
Rengar:
(Argh, you're just a Pokemon wannabe)
You said a lot of words and it’s got me in confusion
I’ll show you my super mega ultra evolution