[Verse 1]
My friend always wants to play with me, he says “It will be fun”
R.I.P. to my match history when all these game are done
Cause I don’t recall a memory of any games we’ve won
Here we go, please don’t throw

[Pre-Chorus]
You don’t have to worry, I got this
I’ll gank for you early, for sure
First I need my nachos, I’m starving
Wait, we’re all done loading
Please don’t go

[Chorus]
This is why I hate to play with you
Always dying, never trying
You go AFK when I need you
We were fighting, you were dining

[Verse 1]
And you always end up baiting me, you call this having fun?
And you said that you would gank for me, But laning phase is done
I’ve been waiting 20 minutes for some help with this blue buff
Where’d you go? Please don’t throw

[Pre-Chorus]
You don’t have to worry, I’m on it
I’ll be there in a hurry, for sure
But it’s my turn in Hearthstone, one minute!
Wait, we started grouping
Please don’t go
[Chorus]
This is why I hate to play with you
Always dying, never trying
You go AFK when I need you
We were fighting, now you were dining
This is why I hate to play with you
Always dying, never trying
I can’t win this game without you dude
I’m relying on you trying

(I was AFK, and I’m sorry, Now I’m trying)

[Outro]
You don’t have to worry, I got this
Show you that I’m worthy, for sure
Check out all my plays though, stole baron
I knew we could win this!
Here we go!