[Verse 1]
Thinking back thinking back to the good days
I realized they were shit days
And I was just too hammered to notice
A moment of sobriety sure sheds
A lot of light upon the truth
Once upon a time:
I truly thought you were our friend
But it turns out you're a black hole
You consume till nothing's left
You project your insecurities on others
And it makes me fucking sick

[Pre-Hook]
All we did was give and give
And all you did was take
You told us that you cared about us
You’re a fucking fake
Cause in your eyes you're Jesus Christ
Yeah I’m so sure

[Hook]
You drive me crazy
You drive me to drink
I hope you drive your car off a cliff
You self obsessed asshole
I was so much better off after you split
You drive me insane
You drive me out of my head
If it’s between living with you and death
I’m better off dead
I sincerely hope our paths never cross again

[Verse 2]
I hate to say but I’d find it entertaining
If you sat on a tack or got stuck in the rain
Or if you got super high, went and bought lucky charms
When you poured yourself a bowl
All the marshmallows were gone
Every time you play guitar, I hope you break A and G
Every time you find a 40 oz, its filled up with my pee
I hate to say I wish these things on you but you deserve it
'Cause there’s no excuse to be such an aloof and shitty person

[Pre-Hook]
All we did was give and give
And all you did was take
You told us that you cared about us
You’re a fucking fake
Cause in your eyes you're Jesus Christ
Yeah I’m so sure

[Hook]
You drive me crazy
You drive me to drink
I hope you drive your car off a cliff
You self obsessed asshole
I was so much better off after you split
You drive me insane
You drive me out of my head
If it’s between living with you and death
I’m better off dead
I sincerely hope our paths never cross again

[Instrumental Break]

[Extended Hook]
You drive me crazy
You drive me to drink
I hope you drive your car off a cliff
You self obsessed asshole
I was so much better off after you split

You drive me insane
You drive me out of my head
If it’s between living with you and death
I’m better off dead
I sincerely hope our paths never cross again
You're a fucking joke

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you
You're cool
And fuck you, I'm out!