You were born a human male
Natural fixer
Can't turn screws or hammer nails
Cuz' you prefer
To fix things quickly
With silver, sticky
Duct tape!
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You can repair anything with Duct tape!
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Kitchen chairs and ceiling leaks with Duct tape!
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Seems your tire is getting low
You can seal it
Stick your cellphone to your chest
So no one,l steals it!
Store old salami
Make origami
Duct tape!
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If you fall and skin your knee there's Ductntape!
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Get Brazilians easier with Ducttape!
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