The Warp Zone
Game of Thrones’ Dead Characters Medley
[First Verse, Prince Oberyn Martell]
(Fall Out Boys - Centuries)
When Legends are told, they speak of men who are bold
But who will remember me, for loyalty or sex with me?
Cause just one mistake, can disfigure your face
And now regrettably, that will be my legacy
Hey Yeah (3x)
My legacy, a parody

[Second Verse, Lady Catylin Stark]
(Katy Perry - Dark Horse)
I feared we were, we were gonna be betrayed
So here we are, special thanks to Walder Frey
And I feel I tried everything, tried everything, tired everything
Lannisters you can bite me, you massacred my family
But you, you will live in infamy, in infamy, in infamy
So you know my Story's tragic, but that's a theme here in Westeros
Even if you stand for justice, you will end up just another Stark ghost
So be ready for, ready for, the Strom of Swords, the Strom of Swords, cause once you die, once you die, there's no goin' back

[Third Verse, King Joffrey and Lord Tywin Lannister]
(Taylor Swift - Blank Space)
Nice to see you, how you been?
Guess you miss having me as your king
Psychopathic douchey grin
When you saw me you thought, I just want to smash his face
I'm the one you love to hate, Don't you wish I coulda stayed?
But I couldn't live forever, I was seen with too much disdain
And I really had to suffer, I was bound to be mauled or slain
Got a good long list of haters, who tried to end my reign
But who knew that wine and poison, both taste the same
I was young I was reckless, I took things way too far
When I left Ned headless and gave whores nasty scars
Got a good long list of haters, who think I'm super lame
But I've got a blue face baby, and myself to blame
(Lord Tywin)
And I made every call behind the king
The puppet master pulling on the iron strings
All my decisions came into fruition
The whole Kingdom's vision
Went dark whenever Tywin blinked
But, no legacy has ever suffered this bad
Every mug from my kids read number six dad
I woulda backed off but i didn't know
Living for the game would lead to death upon a shitty throne