The Flash Recap Rap
To understand what I am about to say believe in the impossible
A nerdy little slugger becomes speedy and unstoppable
Over come a trauma that so visceral and sad man
It's like a melodrama just got physical with batman
The only difference is the dad's alive in prison
Framed for a murder that a yellow blur committed
Barry taken in by Joe one of ccpd's finest
And his finer daughter Iris, Barry loves her
Unrequited
Crazy storm from the particle accelerator
Barry struck by lighting and awakens nine months later
At a quaint and quirky lab where they Lock the doors
(Run by young hot nerds, that's CW of course)
Wells, Cait and Cisco each a special kinda genius
Building miracles of science mainly just out of convenience
There you have it, Star Labs doing science with discretion
As we continue on you may have a couple questions
Will Barry find his inner strength as superheroes do?
Will Barry find and kill the man who's in the yellow suit?
Will Barry finally says that he loves Iris? I don't know!
I guess we'll have to find out over 22 more episodes!
(An ordinary guy for a thing like CSI and he's the fastest man alive (That's Barry Allen) what's so fast impossibly no one else has got the speed(that's why the call him the))
Flash is not the only one affected by the tempest
Man the quantity of metas in this Radius is endless
Made of vapor, electricity, and telepathic mammals
While some are simply psychos more specifically Mark Hamill
Central City's in a ton of shit on a weekly basis
Which doesn't seem like fun
(And Its when Cisco gets to name it)
You got weather wizard, captain cold, heat wave
(Hey I wanna try rainbow raider ( Really dude?) what I kinda like it)
Not every one turned evil though some simply changed
Ronnie here got fire Hands and victor garber's brains
He's a trouble meta human and his life is full of sorrow
I could delve a little deeper but I'll save it for tomorrow
Now it ain't all superhero things and scientific gibberish
It's real human stories and about family and relationships
Barry making new friends going out on dates
While secretly crushing on his own adopted sister (wait)
But his main objective is the yellow suited villain
They race a couple times and MY GODS He almost kills him
But with the helps of wells they should beat him, shouldn't be that hard
But wells is from the future and his real name is
Eobard thawne
Barry's opposite an evil speed demon
(Aka)
Reverse flash
When is Cisco when you need him
Iris is around but she's mostly cavorting
With some hot cop Eddie thawne
(Wow that's important)
Barry's gets a chance to rewrite his family history
Which could result in death
(GASP)
Or a singularly
But he chooses not To do it and he sees his mother die
(What I'm not crying I just have sadness in my eyes)
Barry fights thawne but he needs a quick assist
So Eddie kills him self and thawne ceases to exist
Singularity tornado certain death is even closer
Barry gets up in it then-
Ah season over
Will we find out where and when that silver helmet came from?
Will the Barry/Iris thing ironically bang on the same drum?
Will we see more crossover across the CW
All of this and more as we time jump to season two
(An ordinary guy for a thing like CSI and he's the fastest man alive (That's Barry Allen) Once he has impossibly super advance technology (then he can become the)
Flash saved the day but at firestorm's expense
all the citizens are grateful, only caitlin is depressed
But jay Garrick from another world, is here to join the lot
Although Nobody wants to trust him , Caitlin helps him cause he's hot
Putting differences aside there's a bigger threat to fight with
Causing crisis on 2 earths you could call it 2 earths crisis
Simultaneous realities in parallel places
Where their statuses are different but they have the same faces
Jazzy Joe, scaredy Barry, Cait shooting ice
Cisco has his powers but he gives off douchey vibes
There's a parallel wells who is different from the rest
Cause he's basically the same so it's like he never left
While jumping cross dimension they're still rescuing the city
From a talking roiled shark and an anti holiday committee
There's a whole string of eps crossing flash and arrow world
Though you'd prolly get less drama crossing gossip girls and Gilmore girls
Burn!
But in spite of this a darker presence looms
Dimension hopping villain that is aptly known as Zoom
So obviously evil with that voice and suit of gray
He's a murderer, a monster, and-
HOLY SHIT ITS JAY!
Back in Star Labs there is love inside this buildin'
Wells, west and Allen all have family reunions
For the time bein' All is well and nothing's bad
Till zoom comes in the room and straight up murders Barry dad
Time for the finale a race should be enough
And Barry wins because...Time travel stuff
(*Dafuq?*)
Everybody safe, free the prisoner in the mask
It's an old timey flash with the face of Barry's dad
Sending Barry in a spin just as he was gettin' better
He and Iris talk about it but they still don't get together
Barry runs back in time stops thawne saves his mother
It's a flashpoint paradox: new time line motherfucker!
A nerdy little slugger becomes speedy and unstoppable
Over come a trauma that so visceral and sad man
It's like a melodrama just got physical with batman
The only difference is the dad's alive in prison
Framed for a murder that a yellow blur committed
Barry taken in by Joe one of ccpd's finest
And his finer daughter Iris, Barry loves her
Unrequited
Crazy storm from the particle accelerator
Barry struck by lighting and awakens nine months later
At a quaint and quirky lab where they Lock the doors
(Run by young hot nerds, that's CW of course)
Wells, Cait and Cisco each a special kinda genius
Building miracles of science mainly just out of convenience
There you have it, Star Labs doing science with discretion
As we continue on you may have a couple questions
Will Barry find his inner strength as superheroes do?
Will Barry find and kill the man who's in the yellow suit?
Will Barry finally says that he loves Iris? I don't know!
I guess we'll have to find out over 22 more episodes!
(An ordinary guy for a thing like CSI and he's the fastest man alive (That's Barry Allen) what's so fast impossibly no one else has got the speed(that's why the call him the))
Flash is not the only one affected by the tempest
Man the quantity of metas in this Radius is endless
Made of vapor, electricity, and telepathic mammals
While some are simply psychos more specifically Mark Hamill
Central City's in a ton of shit on a weekly basis
Which doesn't seem like fun
(And Its when Cisco gets to name it)
You got weather wizard, captain cold, heat wave
(Hey I wanna try rainbow raider ( Really dude?) what I kinda like it)
Not every one turned evil though some simply changed
Ronnie here got fire Hands and victor garber's brains
He's a trouble meta human and his life is full of sorrow
I could delve a little deeper but I'll save it for tomorrow
Now it ain't all superhero things and scientific gibberish
It's real human stories and about family and relationships
Barry making new friends going out on dates
While secretly crushing on his own adopted sister (wait)
But his main objective is the yellow suited villain
They race a couple times and MY GODS He almost kills him
But with the helps of wells they should beat him, shouldn't be that hard
But wells is from the future and his real name is
Eobard thawne
Barry's opposite an evil speed demon
(Aka)
Reverse flash
When is Cisco when you need him
Iris is around but she's mostly cavorting
With some hot cop Eddie thawne
(Wow that's important)
Barry's gets a chance to rewrite his family history
Which could result in death
(GASP)
Or a singularly
But he chooses not To do it and he sees his mother die
(What I'm not crying I just have sadness in my eyes)
Barry fights thawne but he needs a quick assist
So Eddie kills him self and thawne ceases to exist
Singularity tornado certain death is even closer
Barry gets up in it then-
Ah season over
Will we find out where and when that silver helmet came from?
Will the Barry/Iris thing ironically bang on the same drum?
Will we see more crossover across the CW
All of this and more as we time jump to season two
(An ordinary guy for a thing like CSI and he's the fastest man alive (That's Barry Allen) Once he has impossibly super advance technology (then he can become the)
Flash saved the day but at firestorm's expense
all the citizens are grateful, only caitlin is depressed
But jay Garrick from another world, is here to join the lot
Although Nobody wants to trust him , Caitlin helps him cause he's hot
Putting differences aside there's a bigger threat to fight with
Causing crisis on 2 earths you could call it 2 earths crisis
Simultaneous realities in parallel places
Where their statuses are different but they have the same faces
Jazzy Joe, scaredy Barry, Cait shooting ice
Cisco has his powers but he gives off douchey vibes
There's a parallel wells who is different from the rest
Cause he's basically the same so it's like he never left
While jumping cross dimension they're still rescuing the city
From a talking roiled shark and an anti holiday committee
There's a whole string of eps crossing flash and arrow world
Though you'd prolly get less drama crossing gossip girls and Gilmore girls
Burn!
But in spite of this a darker presence looms
Dimension hopping villain that is aptly known as Zoom
So obviously evil with that voice and suit of gray
He's a murderer, a monster, and-
HOLY SHIT ITS JAY!
Back in Star Labs there is love inside this buildin'
Wells, west and Allen all have family reunions
For the time bein' All is well and nothing's bad
Till zoom comes in the room and straight up murders Barry dad
Time for the finale a race should be enough
And Barry wins because...Time travel stuff
(*Dafuq?*)
Everybody safe, free the prisoner in the mask
It's an old timey flash with the face of Barry's dad
Sending Barry in a spin just as he was gettin' better
He and Iris talk about it but they still don't get together
Barry runs back in time stops thawne saves his mother
It's a flashpoint paradox: new time line motherfucker!