Ela pediu um café e eu achei que ela queria um cofre
Levantei os braços
Derrubei o açúcar no seu brownie
Achei que era um assalto, achei que era um assalto
Já gritei "eu me rendo, eu me rendo, eu me rendo" em CAPSLOCK

Please put your hands down
You got me wrong, you got me wrong
I ain't no mugger
You got me wrong, you got me wrong
How come you're so dumb?
You got me wrong, you got me wrong
I'm feeling homesick
I miss my mom, I'm going home

I've always heard that English used to be an universal language
That I could travel all the world and everybody would still understand me
I just wanted some coffee, I just wanted some coffee
He kept saying "me rendo"
This guy is so random

A clientela passando mal, passando mal
Mal entendido, Seu policial, policial
Por que não nascemos falando tudo igual, tudo igual?

Lá no Alaska não tem feijão
Não tem feijão
You got me wrong