[Intro]
Ayy you know what they be saying out here on the east side
CHOCOLATE McMUFFIN GANG
East Wallisville flows... here we go!

[Verse 1]
Eat it up, sip it up, lick it up... mmm oisters
My enemies always be calling me... asking for pointers
Tre told me, hit hat pit pat
Tap mat like Rick Jack, quick quack
Mother told me not talk to strangers
Or else I will get... in danger
1, 2, and 3... give me a treat
7 and 8... measure my weight
SA-TA

[Chorus]
MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN (GANG) MUFFIN

[Verse 2]
Eating this muffin
Feeling like Doc McStuffins
I am a muffin
I ain't no trufflin'
I come in hustlin'
Chocolate McMuffin
This is so succulent
Still not trufflin'
I like to play Minecraft
Ride through the mineshaft
Don't mine at night, or you'll cry at night
This is a game that I play through the night (yuh)
[Interlude]
(Say something)
What the crap dude what do you expect?
We can't just make something like that
Yeah dude that's not gnarly bro we can't just do that out of thin air
GNARLY GNARLY GNARLY GNARLY GNARLY GNARLY
(Loud ass laughter)

[Verse 3]
Keepin' it cool I got mud on my shoes
Water my wrist so you know what it do
Frosty my bowl, you know we so cool
Cool like the whip when I play with my food
On top of the roof where that be my mood
Sippin' that Sunny, my friends be my dudes
I ask 'em so nice when I tell 'em to move
Tell 'em to move when I play with my tools
Up in the pot when I whip with the spoon
Switch to the fast lane I'm getting my groove
Young Rocking Chair so you know what it do
... you know what it do

[Chorus]
MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN MUFFIN (GANG) MUFFIN

[Verse 4]
Top that, baby go rock that
Road work ahead, need me a hard hat
Honest as heck, need me a top hat
Hit the ball out the park with the big bat
Flow so sweet, that's a Kit-Kat
Make them noise like bit bat
Chinquapin tree with the big sap
Switching my rhymes
Spending these dimes
Thinking too much is a crime
Like lil peep... I ran out of time
(What? ... Who?)
[Verse 5]
Movin' it movin it'
Here at the pin we be doin' it
Making these rhymes
Passin' the times
Keepin' it trill
Hey who is it?
Alex... my name is really Alex
Keepin' it movin' ain't no challenge
We really out here rappin'
(What?)
Tappin'... TAPPIN' TAPPIN'

[Verse 6]
I look to my left
I see my friend Jeff
He tellin' me things
He gives me some wings
I told him no
He says bro
Go plow some snow
BIG TOE METRO
RUNNING x8
Running like a criminal
What a miracle!
[Verse 7]
I was born, that's a miracle!
My flow so satirical
I'm confirmed, I'm spiritual
But I'm not that lyrical
I eat my Gold Fish with juice
Live in the dorms that's a booth
Need some money pull a tooth!

[Outro]
Get it... 'cause it's like... the tooth fairy? (The tooth fairy?)
She gives you a quarter. Shut up oh my gosh!
This guy talking about the tooth fairy. Shut up, that's a wrap