Now when people make fun of me, I deserve it, uh, I do. When people get mad at me now, it's my fault, when people get mad at me on the highway that's all my bad. I'm a terrible driver, I know nothing about cars. I meant to learn about cars and then I forgot. And nothing that I know can help you with your car ever. Unless you're like, "Hey uh, I got a flat tire, does anyone here know a lot about the Cosby Show?" And I'd be like "Oh, perhaps I can be of some assistance." I'm one of the worst drivers I've ever seen, and I just want you all to know that if you're ever on the highway behind me, uh, I hear you honking. And I also don't want me to be doing what I'm doing. I don't like that I'm in that lane either, and I sure would like to get out of it.

I was on the highway in Texas recently which was like a highway filled with thirteen year olds, and I was in the far left lane, and I was going in the far left lane and it turned into a U-turn only lane. And I started to make a U-turn and I panicked because I didn't want to make a U-turn, so I put the car in reverse and merged right back on to the highway. The best thing about that was after that, cars were pulling up and looking over to see who just did that piece of shit move. Expecting to see like, a hundred year old blind dog who's texting while driving and drinking a smoothie, instead they see a twenty-eight year old healthy man trying his best.