[JESSI GLASER]
Love doesn't last forever, it will die and break your heart

[SHANNON GLASER]
And you can’t have a sexual awakening without tearin' lives apart

[NICK BIRCH]
Take your mom for granted and you'll lose her in due time

[GREG GLASER]
The only way to dull life’s pain is get stoned out of your mind

[ALL]
Woo

Life is a fucked up mess
Life is a fucked up mess
Life is a fucked up mess
Oh, it's a shit show

[ANDREW GLOUBERMAN]
Never share your feelings or life will kick you in the face

[MISSY FOREMAN-GREENWALD]
Sometimes everything moves so fast, you throw up all over the place
[DIANE BIRCH]
Children grow up and abandon you to die broken and alone

[MARTY GLOUBERMAN]
Scallops take ya to paradise, but your asshole will atone

[ALL]
Woo

Life is a fucked up mess

[MATTHEW MACDELL]
People are horrible

[ALL]
Life is a fucked up mess
Life is a fucked up mess
Oh, it's a shit show

[MATTHEW MACDELL]
It's all just heartbreak and misery

[ALL]
Life is a fucked up mess

[MATTHEW MACDELL]
Woo
[ALL]
Life is a fucked up mess

[MATTHEW MACDELL]
No one is truly happy

[ALL]
Life is a fucked up mess

[DUKE ELLINGTON]
And it doesn't get any better when you're dead
Ha, ha, ha