[Chorus]
Oh I wish I had a friend as rich as you
Call the doctor, make a reservation for two
Cause we could eat ice cream in Paris and breakfast in Bruges
"Where's the waiter?" with the permanent babysitter

[Verse 1]
Oh I wish I had a friend as rich as you
There's the lawn, Ray's done mowing it's all done [?]
Cause we could go to the beach, we the one that we bought last week
Yeah that's the one, the only one where us can have any fun

[Chorus]
Oh I wish I had a friend as rich as you
Call the doctor, make a reservation for two
Cause we could eat ice cream in Paris and breakfast in Bruges
"Where's the waiter?" with the permanent babysitter