Frogrus: Charlie, you look quite down
With your big fat eyes and your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so grey
Charlie, when your life's a mess
When you're feeling blue, always in distress
I know what can wash that sad away
All you have to do is... Put a banana in your ear!

Charlie: A banana in my ear?

Frogrus: Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear! It's true

Charlie: Says who?

Frogrus: So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear!

Frogrus and Bananas: Put a banana in your ear!

Charlie: I'd rather keep my ear clear

Frogrus and Bananas: You'll ne'er be happy if you live your life in fear
It's true
Charlie: Says you

Frogrus and Bananas: So true. When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh every day of every year
The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana-

Frogrus: -in your earrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!