Let me tell you about the fateful day a unicorn named Charlie arrived at a big fuzzy temple
A temple so out of the way that no map I’ve seen has ever even drawn it
In a state of befuddlement he clip clop clipped toward the fuzzy pantheon
When suddenly a figure all shrouded in shadow and intrigue opened up their eyes and said…

This is the Temple of the Cat and we’re glad you found your way
This is thе Temple of the Cat and wе hope that you can stay
Here at the Temple of the Cat you will always have a home
Here at the Temple of the Cat you will never be alone

He was led inside the temple by a figure who he thought might very well be the one and only wonderful Cat
As previously mentioned in the story
Well as he clip clop clipped his way through the fuzzy temple chamber room
There was a flash of color then a cat appeared right before his eyes
And with a big cat smile they said…

I am a magical cat, and you want to pet my fur
I am a magical cat, and you want to hear me purr
Oh I’m a magical cat, and I’m pretty much the best
Yes I’m a magical cat, and I’m sure you are impressed
WATCH THIS!

Meow…
Meow…
Meow meow meow…
Meow, meow…
Mrrreeoowweeeoowww…

Meow…
Meow…
Meow meow meow…

Meow…
Meow…

This is the Temple of the Cat and we’re glad you found your way
This is the Temple of the Cat and we hope that you can stay
Here at the Temple of the Cat you will always have a home
Here at the Temple of the Cat you will never be alone

Charlie said, "Hey now, that’s a lot to take in"
But as he looked at that magical cat
And as he looked way back on his own quite miserable cat-less life
He knew he’d be clip clop clipping the rest of his days at the temple of the cat
And his unicorn hair has been covered in cat hair ever since
All done, no returns, be well, meow!