[Verse 1: Norwell]
I bought myself a coat
A brand new, shiny coat just the other day
I went into the shop and saw this big coat hanging there
And they looked at me with their smooth coat body and said:

[Verse 2: Coat]
I've led a hard life as a coat
I'm not actually new, I'm an old coat
If I look new it's because we are in love, that's right, you and me
We're in love, you, and a coat, me
Life can be terrible when you're a coat
That's me, I'm a coat and stuff's been rough
But the weeks, they're changing, you're taking me home
To a brand new life, a bеtter life, I love you

[Verse 3: Norwell]
And I still need a coat
A normal lifеless coat, one for me to wear
I love my coat husband - Yes, that's right, we got married
But still, I also need a regular coat for inclement weather

[Verse 4: Coat]
It can be hard when you're a coat
And your husband is cold and has no coat
And you'd let him wear you around if you could but you actually can't
Because of the terms of the witch curse that brought you to life
Which can be terrible without a coat, like me
I'm a coat but not one he can wear
So the journey continues, the journey called marriage
And the journey called shopping for some clothing
[Outro: Norwell]
The moral of this story is: we're married and we kiss
A ghost and a coat, and it's fine, it's great
Get outta here if you don't like it
We do other stuff too that I'm not gonna talk about
But that's it, that's the song