Charlie the Unicorn
Happy thoughts, best not to look around
Charlie the Unicorn
Now hold still while somebody stabs you in the gut

Everyone is smiling and I've got a frown
But why should I smile as they toss me around?
I'm told the issue is inside my head
As they make a world that is withered and dead

Oh god, I'm gettin' the wrong kinda readings, Charlie
I said happy thoughts
This isn't gonna work if you're so angry
You're makin' the building shake, it shouldn't do that
Happy thoughts, Charlie, c'mon

Everyone is smiling but you've got a frown
Charlie the Unicorn