[Intro]
Hello, is this the Cheetos corporation?
(unintelligible babbling) Uh, yes, yes it is
Great, I’ve got a new ad proposal for you. Get a load of this!

[Verse 1]
I want a big ol' Cheeto in my eat hole
Eat hole is what I call my hungry lips
I want a spicy Cheeto sashimi roll
Cheeto encrusted rice with fish and strips

[Verse 2]
I want a Cheeto big as the moon
Lit by my candles as it floats in my room
I want a Cheeto to crush me to death
Its gravity so strong that I cannot catch my breath

[Verse 3]
I want a big ol' Cheeto bayonett-o
A sword made out of that crisp crunchy puff
I want to stab a man with that sharp Cheeto
Yes, that would do it for me sure enough

[Outro]
Well, that’s the ad
Who is this again?
Just a fan