Oh brother I would swap my Wendy House for your spud gun any day
Your clothes for my clothes, I can't get mine dirty anyway, you see
Your football boots
My football knees
I hate the shoes they bought for me
Inside gets boring but when I showed I had an interest in Rugby
They laughed at me

Oh sister I would love your Wendy House
But I'll keep my spud gun for today
They don't hear me either, I can't get a word in edgeways, you see
My football boots
Your football knees
If you're not too cool
Come play with me
Outside gets boring but when I asked if I could watch Sleeping Beauty
They laughed at me

But it's alright, when no grown ups are around
You can still be Daphne and I'll be Fred