Former Vandal
Mistress
"Boy, don't you lie to me,"
She said
"You only wanna love me
'cause the well's run dry."
She's got her hands on me
But i didn't have the heart to tell her
That she's half way right
And that she's probably better off with her boyfriend either way

This is the honeymoon
Before the sunset
You got me feeling good
But I'm not yours yet
You've got another man
That's quite okay
'cause you're probably better off with your boyfriend
Yeah, you're probably better off with your boyfriend either way

I romanticize all my bad highs
You know that's not the type of lover
That you want in your life
You can lead me to your room
But you know I can't stay
Yeah, you're probably better off with your boyfriend either way

You only say my name
Like a lie you can't take back
I know you feel that heavy hold of all the substance that we lack
Well I know better, baby
I won't love you like he can
And you've got better things to do
Than hide the truth about where you've been

This is the honeymoon
Before the sunset
Of blind euphoria
But we're a bad bet
You should be home with him
Not where you lay
Yeah, you're probably better off with your boyfriend
Yeah, you're probably better off with your boyfriend either way

I romanticize all my bad highs
You know that's not the type of lover
That you want in your life
You can lead me to your room
But you know I can't stay
Yeah, you're probably better off with your boyfriend either way

Take it back
Every mark on my back
Yeah every stolen look of longing
You owe him that
Take it back
Every kiss on your neck
"Babe I promise this means nothing
It won't ever happen again"

I romanticize all my bad highs
You know that's not the type of lover
That you want in your life
You can lead me to your room
But you know I can't stay
Yeah, you're probably better off with your boyfriend