I got struck by curiosity
Wondering how it would be
To see you in an erotic movie
Hey guys how awesome wouldn't that be?

Ever thought of making lesbian porn?
That is something we would all adore
We would always come back for more
Oh god come on!
Just give us hardcore

You have to excuse my friend
In his excitement he forgot to say:

Katy Perry
Will you marry me?
Let's have a baby
We can raise it
In a mansion you can buy

Katy Perry
Lick my cherry (lollipop)
It's a fairytale and we'll be living happily
Ever after!

When I listen to the songs you sing
About kissing girls and everything
Gets me excited and it really gets me thinking...

You have to excuse my friend
Here comes what he was really trying to say:

Katy Perry
Will you marry me?
Let's have a baby
We can raise it
In a mansion you can buy

Katy Perry
Lick my cherry (lollipop)
It's a fairytale and we'll be living happily
Ever after!

Have you really thought this over?
It´s not a hell of a masterplan...

Katy Perry
Will you marry me?
Let's have a baby
We can raise it
In a mansion you can buy

Katy Perry
Lick my cherry lollipop
It's a fairytale and we'll be living happily

Katy Perry
Will you marry me?
Let's have a baby
We can raise it
In a mansion you can buy

I'll be famous!
Then I'll dump you
After I've humped you
I'll sell our sextape on Ebay
I'll sell our sextape on Ebay

I will be rich!
I will be famous!
Yeah it's a fairytale
And we'll be living happily
At least for a week