I will tell you about that one time when I broke my TV screen
I was tipsy or even hammered, maybe somewhere in between
Me and Mike played nes ice hockey like one million times before
Except for this time we were leveled and I couldn't seem to score

It must have been a glitch cause what a shame
There must have been a glitch cause he won the game

I freaked out of control
When anger took it's toll
When I lose it really hurts my heart and soul
I've got no self control
The door's got an extra hole
I turned my posters into piles of ash and coal

Now I'll tell you about that one time when I broke my LCD
Of my brand new laptop that I bought in 2013
Me and Mike played Tekken tag team
I beat his fighters one by one
But suddenly he started winning and his last man was standing strong

I'm sure it was a glitch, it could not be right
I'm sure it was a glitch cause he won the fight

I freaked out of control
When anger took it's toll
When I lose it really hurts my heart and soul
I've got no self control
The door's got an extra hole
I turned my posters into piles of ash and coal
Those last two lines were both just lies to boost the story line
When I freaked out of control
When anger took it's toll
When I lose it really hurts my heart and soul

I really hate when you are winning
I really hate when you are right
I love when you try to correct me and it turns out that you are wrong