[Verse 1]
Well, no one is as salty as the Seven Seas except me
And Jack in Titanic
Well, no one is as handsome or quite as poor as me
Except Jack in Titanic
Well, no one dances, writes, or fights or fucks or makes love quite like me
Except Jack in Titanic
And no one sees your blazer jacket fall on your hips like I see
Except Jack in Titanic

[Chorus 1]
And when we were young we could see
Me barrel roll over jeeps
And I learned to fall off from that steep
So now I partner police
And fight for you and me and Jack in Titanic

[Verse 2]
Well, no one knows the cure for feral deadly disease except me
And Jack in Titanic
And no one is as open, but still firm in beliefs quite like me
Except Jack in Titanic
Can I tell you that no one shows devotion when they're down on their knees quite like me
Except maybe Jack in Titanic
And no one sees your state of grace with light through the leaves like I see
Except Jack in Titanic

[Chorus 2]
And when we were young we could see
Me barrel roll through the fleets
And I learned to nod off by that screen
So now I fall asleep and dream
Of you and me and Jack in Titanic