[Verse 1]
I can be the one you want
I can be your best friend John
We can watch a game together
Or just talk about the weather
I can hang out at your house
Drinking beers on your couch
I will sit there throughout the day
Your fridge is empty by the way
Then I'll amuse your dog for hours
I'll watch your girlfriend while she showers
I will wear your favorite shirt
I will smile when you get hurt
I got issues from the past
Maybe it's the voices in my head

[Chorus]
But sometimes I just sit here by myself
And recall the things I've done
My parents treated me so bad
They called me the devil's son

[Verse 2]
I'll sleep on your side of the bed
I'll wet myself and crumble bread
Check some porn on your TV
Later touch myself, maybe
I can give your girl a call
And say you don't love her at all
Say you're gay and dating Percy
And you like to beg for mercy
Or I will sit next to your bed
With a gun aimed at your head
Yeah, it makes me feel alive
'Cause I do weird shit at night
Now I'm howlin' at the moon
Look what the voices made me do
[Chorus]
But sometimes I just sit here by myself
And recall the things I've done
You're treating me so bad
You're calling me the devil's son

[Verse 3]
I could call the cops and say you're stoned
And that you're in the house alone
With a loaded gun and a little girl
We'll be headline news around the world
Maybe someday I'll find myself
Get a shrink and get some help
Blow a bullet through my brain
Lay on the tracks, wait for the train
Tie a rope around my neck
Maybe then the voices won't come back

[Chorus]
But sometimes I just sit here by myself
And recall the things I've done
The world has treated me so bad
They called me the devil's son
But sometimes I just sit here by myself
And recall the things I've done
The world has treated me so bad
They called me the devil's son