[Verse 1]
Silly sandbox
Stupid scarecrow, woah oh oh
Jack-o-lantern, chupacabra
Sick menorah, candelabra

[Chorus 1]
Tiny tantrums, elves and giants
Little turtle, kindergarten
You were so mean to me then
But no one's mean to me now

[Verse 2]
Welcome to the Danger Zone
If you shut up I'll toss you a bone
I heard you like your little crate
I think I'm winning this debate

[Chorus 2]
But damn you've got the sharpest teeth
And I am soft as a peach
But damn you've got the sharpest teeth
And I am soft as a...

[Chorus 2]
But damn you've got the sharpest teeth
And I am soft as a peach
But damn you've got the sharpest teeth
And I am soft as a...