I'm in love with Emma Peel
Smooth as ivory, heart of steel
Wanna know the ways she feels
Wanna touch her

She appears upon the screen
She’s a two-dimensional dream
Are you really what you seem?
Am I crazy?

The house is empty
My girlfriend left me
I don't go out
I got no friends
But I've got a TV
Emma, you move me
I feel good
Till the rerun ends
Till the rerun ends

The reception’s crystal clear
I could swear she's with me here
And I'll whisper in her ear
Lord I love you

Emma, I'll be your Steed
I'll be all you ever need
If I cry and if I bleed
Will it help me?
The house is empty
My girlfriend left me
I don't go out
I got no friends
But I've got a TV
Emma, you move me
I feel good
Till the rerun ends
Till the rerun ends