[PRINCESS JUBILEE]
I like to... eat meat, swill booze
Wake up with brand new tattoos
I like to... talk loud
Play rough
I ain't got time for that girly girl stuff
I'm a different kind of princess, can't you see?
I don't lift my pinkie when I'm sipping tea
I'm a different kind of princess, got no class!
And if you don't like it, kiss my...
Royal a-a-a-a-a-a-ass!

[ISABELLA]
Princess, that's not very ladylike!

[PRINCESS JUBILEE]
Well, from I heard, you didn't used to be either
I like to... live fast, make noise
Swap spit with both girls and boys
I like to... start fights, make a big mess
But this is one damsel who ain't in distress!
I'm a different kind of princess, don't you think?
I don't wear glitter and I... don't like pink
I'm a different kind of princess, got no gown!
But that ain't stoppin' anyone from... bowin' down!
I'm a different kind of princess, no one's fool
And if you're my kind of princess
Be that kind of princess
Free your inner princess!
And you will rule!
[ISABELLA]
What happened to me?
Oh, where am I?