[Richard]
What's that? You want to hear how we spent our evening?

[Sid]
No, he really doesn't

[Galavant]
No, I don't

[Richard]
We went to the lake

[Roberta]
Things got kind of snuggly

[Richard]
She led me behind a tree

[Roberta]
He began to shake

[Richard]
It was pretty ugly

[Roberta]
I had given up, basically
[Richard]
Then

[Richard + Roberta]
Finally

[Roberta]
Things begin to happen

[Richard + Roberta]
Finally

[Richard]
Things involving tongue

[Richard + Roberta]
Finally
And the night was still kind of young

[Richard]
Do you want to know more?

[Boy Zombies]
Uhh uh-huh, uhh uh-huh

[Roberta]
Can I tell you the rest?
[Girl Zombies]
Uhh uh-huh, uhh uh-huh

[Richard + Roberta]
You're not going to believe it

[Zombies]
Uhh uh-huh, uhh uh-huh

[Richard + Roberta]
But you probably guessed

[Zombies]
Uhhh, Uhh uh-huh, uhh uh-huh, uhhh
Uhhh, Uhh uh-huh, uhh uh-huh, uhhh
Uhhh, Uhh uh-huh, uhh uh-huh, uhhh

[Richard]
Soon we found a groove

[Roberta]
Still he kept on trying

[Richard]
Superhot
[Roberta]
Well, sad but sweet

[Richard]
Then I made my move

[Roberta]
When he finished crying

[Richard]
Swept her

[Roberta]
Dropped me

[Richard]
Off her feet

[Richard + Roberta]
Finally

[Richard]
We were getting jiggy

[Richard + Roberta]
Finally

[Roberta]
His word, not mine

[Richard + Roberta]
Finally
It only took three bottles of wine

[Richard]
Think she knows how I feel?

[Boy Zombies]
Uhh uh-huh, uhh uh-huh

[Roberta]
Should I keep my thoughts hid?

[Girl Zombies]
Uhh uh-huh, uhh uh-huh

[Richard]
Should I tell her I love her?
Oops, I think I just did

[Roberta]
Finally

[Richard]
Finally

[Richard + Roberta]
Finally

[Zombies]
Aww