[Wormwood]
Oh, but, my dear, I have so much planned for you. Trust me, this is going to be fun
First, we get to choose invitations
Make a list of distant relations
Then we can decide on bridesmaids
You need about twenty

[Isabella]
You're joking? Tell me he's joking. Please?

[Wormwood]
Next, we’ll try on dozens of dresses
Settle on a 'do for your tresses
And we're well on our way
To the happiest day of your life

[Isabella]
Right, so, if we are just – yeah

[Queen of Valencia]
We’ll pick your florist

[Wormwood]
La, la, la, la, la, la

[Queen of Valencia]
And then select a manicurist
[Wormwood]
La, la, la, la, la, la

[King of Valencia]
You'll want to register at all the top stalls
Within the town walls

[Wormwood]
No doubt

[Isabella]
Kill me now

[Wormwood]
Next on the checklist
We'll get you braceleted and necklaced
Guards: Just wait and see, it's going to be
Like the wedding we've always dreamed about

[Isabella]
Please, God, make it stop

[Queen of Valencia]
Then will have to spruce up the venue

[King of Valencia]
Figure out a 30-course menu
[Isabella]
This is insane

[Jester]
Find a guy to draw some pictures

[Wormwood]
You're going to want plenty

[All(except Isabella)]
La, la, la la la, La – la – la

[King of Valencia]
Plus, we must audition some bands, too

[Queen of Valencia]
Choose the song you'll do your first dance to

[Isabella]
The whole stupid cliché

[All(except Isabella)]
On the happiest day of your life

[Isabella]
Ugh. I can't believe this
[Wormwood]
And up on your head

[All (except Isabella)]
La, la, la, la, la, la

[Wormwood]
Glowing right above your forehead

[All (except Isabella)]
La, la, la, la, la, la

[Wormwood]
You'll wear this little present from me
Enchanted to steal your soul

[All (except Isabella)]
Unh!

[Wormwood]
And once it's on you

[All (except Isabella)]
La, la, la, la, la, la

[Wormwood]
It will cast a spell upon you

[All (except Isabella)]
La, la, la, la, la, la

[Wormwood]
You'll do everything I tell you to do
And ruling through you
I'll seize full command
Get rid of the prince
Install my own men
Take over the throne
'Till I'm in complete...
Nothing to see here. Move along

[Isabella]
What are you all standing around for?
We got an affair to break ground for
There so much to do
Guess who is becoming a wife (cheers)
True, my husband's only eleven
Still, the wedding's going to be heaven
Go and get my bouquet
It's the happiest day of my life

[Queen of Valencia]
Cousin Harry will pay
[King of Valencia]
It's the happiest day of my life

[Wormwood]
Now you're under my sway
It’s the happiest day of my life

[All]
La, la, la, la, la, la. Unh!