I'm so fat
I'm a big big fatty
I eat food
I'm a big big fatty

I run into walls
Cause I'm such a fatty
I can't see my balls
And I love chicken patties

I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
I'm a fatty

I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
And I have diabetes

I see hot girls
And I say
"Let's get a bite"

And the girls look at me
And they say
"Yeah right"
Cuz
I love to eat anything
Whatever comes my way
You say sauerkraut & ice cream
And I say OK

I want all women
To stay super thin
But that's not my plan
Cuz I'm a man, yeah

I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
I'm a fatty

I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
And I'm gonna die young

Every fat person
Has a glandular problem
No 9000 calories a day
Is my glandular problem

I can't fit in my car
& I can't use pogo sticks
I really hate chairs
& I'm bad at doing flips
I sit in my living room
Watching fit girls strip n***
And then I start to debate
When I think about junk food

Should I get up
Or would that be too hard
I would manage my eating
But my self control's a tard cuz

I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
I'm a fatty

I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
I'm so fat yeah
And I don't respect myself

I know it's bad for me
& hate when people call me out
But I won't stop killing myself
Because I love the easy route

I will fatten up my young
So they can also be unfit
And wonder why kids at school pick on them
While feeding them more shlit
I fill myself with garbage
I'm a ghetto not a temple
If I cared about my health
Why do I have 4000 dimples

Denial is my best defense
And doughnuts fill my doubts
Yes criticism could save my life
But instead I'd rather pout

SLOW SUICIDE