I'm so dark
I'm so emo
I'm so dark
I'm so emo

I'm so dark
I'm so emo

Sometimes I like to watch you change
I'm so emo

I can meditate for 4 or 5 hours
I'm so dark..

I'm afraid of milk, and I don't take showers
I'm so emo..

It's fun to pretend my eyes have lazers
I'm so dark..

Your mace won't work and neither will your tazers
I'm so emo..

I'm not just emo, I have special powers

I'm into bondage and I love golden showers
I'll write you a crappy poem instead of giving you... flowers

And it won't even rhyme because I'm so emo..

[pause]

I'm so dark...
I'm so emo

I'm so dark...
I'm so emo

I have few emotional problems
Nobody really... understands me

I have a few
I have a few
I have a few
I have a few

[mix "I have a few" "I'm so emo." "I can meditate"]

I can meditate for 4 or 5 hours
I'm afraid of milk, and I don't take showers
It's fun to pretend my eyes have lazers
Your mace won't work and neither will your tazers