They say I have to brush my teeth
They say I have to comb my hair
They say I have to be just like them
But I don't care

I'm so hippy...
I'm so right
I'm so liberal...
Fear my hippy might

Freedom of expression
Peace is the only way
Listen as I speak to you
I have a lot to say

The government is wrong
All they speak is lies
We're the monsters of the universe
Our enemies are the same as our allies

Hold up your sign
March in a line
We will defy
We will defy

Shout out your name
Don't play Uncle Sam's game
You think you are a patriot?
War is so lame, now say it again
--- I think we may have a problem Mr. President
------- Oh yeah, and what's that?
--- Thousands of hippies are standing on your lawn
------- Then throw them in the slammer you moron!

Uh oh slamma time
Slamma slamma slamma time
Uh oh, uh oh
Slamma jamma time!

We stand united as one
The hippy march goes on
As long as you're opposing us
We will picket your lawn

I sit in the grass!
I enjoy the breeze!
I eat flowers for breakfast
And I make out with trees!

You're killing the planet rapidly
We're ruining a fraction of 20%
I'm a litter bug sharpshooter
But killing is still wrong

You're destroying mother nature
Freedom and liberty are lies
To shave your legs is a crime
I'll slap anyone who tries
We will protest your funerals
We will make your babies cry
We will unleash our hippy wrath
Until your corporation withers and dies

No more credit cards...
No more mega marts...
No more government...
No more you