Me and my homie
Driving along
Looking for lay
To fall on our slongs

Wind our hair
While playing a beat
Till our GPS got us
Lost in the country

Driving through the woods
No idea where we are
Till we spot some fine booty
In front of our car

She's as smooth plastic
Nice and petite
I'd love to blow her full of air
Or be her substitute seat

Hey girl
You looking so fine
I wanna get up deep
Inside of that behind

Hey girl
You looking so good
Me so horny
You're giving me wood
Hey girl
Will you look at me
My size fits all
And I come for free

Hey girl
Hey girl

Hey! He's talking to you Scanke!

She pulls out a knife
So we started to run
I thought we could make it
But I didn't see the gun

Aiming at my homie
She blew him away
I thought I's gonna die
So I started to pray

Dear Zeus I'm sorry
Please don't let me die
I just wanted some tail
Will you hear my cry?

Then I hear her gun
Press to the back of my head
So with pure desperation
The following I said:
Hey girl
You got a gorgeous face
I'd love to get to know you
We can go a slow pace

Hey girl
You got beautiful hair
I'd love to hear you talk
Show you how much I care

Hey girl
Will you give me a chance?
I'll take you out to dinner
And maybe we could dance

Hey girl
This could really be the end
I just wish I met you sooner
So we could've been friends

Ya witch
Ya ya ya
I stabbed her in the belly
And broke her damn jaw

That's what you get
For killing my bro
Come on homie
Let's ditch this dumb ho