[Verse 1]
I'm so gamer
I’m so TV
I like Pac-Man
Pokémon

[Verse 2]
I'm so Tetris
I'm so Smallville
Super Mario
Supernatural
Dawson’s Creek was lame
Metal Gear is fly
Will you play me Digimon?
I'm a gamer till I die
Power Rangers in space
Put a smile on my face
No one will take its place
We are troofers are a disgrace
Sit back and watch the master

[Verse 3]
If eager that out of four or five zillion times
Screw having a real life or friends
The TV has completely consumed my mind
[Verse 4]
Resident Evil
Silent Hill
Apе Escape
Oh what a thrill
Oh what a thrill

[Verse 5]
Welcome to my world
Sit with mе on my sofa
I got a bucket for pooping
So I don't miss a second of Oprah

[Verse 6]
People lie about TV
They say it's bad for you too
My eyes are not that bad
Margo, where are you? Paulo?
Final Fantasy 7 has no competition
The fans demand a remake
But Square won't listen
Metal Gear Solid 4 was the final addition
How did Yogojiva decide it was Snake's final mission?
No one can contest me
And smack down, I'll teach your ass a lesson
Play me online
My true friends are there
Gamers have their rage
Games consume any aggression
First-person shooters are a gift to humanity
They complete our fantasy
Sooth our reality
Killing's okay when it’s just a game
Screw you Jack
Your philosophy’s insane
Family Guy
American Dad
South Park
Robot Chicken
Venture Bros
Full Metal Optimist
Bleach
The Gift Backers
Devil May Cry
Soul Caliber
Tekken
The Darkness
Dynasty Warriors
Metal Gear
Metal Gear
Metal Gear