This is a song
About my pain
About my suffering


I was born
Divided

My dick is so tiny

I have to make love
With the lights out
And even then
I hear snickering

So I am nice
I cuddle
I kiss you gently
And treat you like a queen

Other guys
They don't have to try
Because they're well endowed

Walking proud
They scream it loud
You're better than me
You're better than me
Rod: Hey this really isn't doing anything for me can we go ahead and pull out the toys?
Vo: Surе, no problem, that doesn't hurt my feelings or anything
Rod: Yeah wеll that's just it I'm feeling nothing so can you just get something to help?
Vo: You know what? Why don't we just take a box cutter and cut my d off because it's obviously useless
Rod: Are you serious? Because then you could be like my girlfriend and that would be awesome
Vo: Yeah sure I don't mind being a girl I mean I was practically born one
Rod: OH MY GOD! I'm so excited, but do you mind if I go ahead and start dating a real man now?
Vo: Yeah, I mean, we can just be friends, whatever
Rod: Cool

You don't have to, pretend to be horny anymore
You don't have to, like my penis anymore

Bloody box cutter
My bloody box cutter
Look at my blood box cutter
My bloody

Rod: Hey, can you go ahead and get out? I'm gonna have sex with my new boyfriend
Vo: Did you want my microp as a suvenier?
Rod: Yeah no you can just throw it in the garbage disposal on your way out
Vo: Ok then... I hope you guys have a great time together

Now let's end this song, with a really long moaning

Rod: I said, get out!
Vo: Oh, sorry, bye.'