[Verse 1]
Kinda sucks to be the guy
Who likes to fuck, but loves to cry
Can never tell what I wanna like apparently
I've always had a dirty mind
But way too fragile for my kind
So I'll go home alone at night incessantly

[Pre-Chorus]
And it's true
That I've developed some kind of bad habit
I'm so erratic
I could use
A man, a miracle, or something magic
'Cause I'm

[Chorus]
Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho
I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show
I want their touch, but love is what I really want though
Oh, what I'd do, ooh
I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy
Want someone close, but I know I just want them to date me
Tried hooking up, but it sucks and now I kinda hate me
Oh, what I'd do, ooh
[Verse 2]
I should pull some Magic Mike shit
Pretty sure I'd get results quick
Getting tired of my old tricks every night
Give me pills and all the potions
Anything to get me going
'Cause if I go another month, I'll lose my mind

[Pre-Chorus]
And it's true
That I've developed some kind of bad habit
I'm so erratic
I could use
A man, a miracle, or something magic
'Cause I'm

[Chorus]
Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho
I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show
I want their touch, but love is what I really want though
Oh, what I'd do, ooh
I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy
Want someone close, but I know I just want them to date me
Tried hooking up, but it sucks and now I kinda hate me
Oh, what I'd do, ooh
[Bridge]
And it's true
That I've developed some kind of bad habit
I'm so dramatic
I could use
A man, a miracle, or something magic
'Cause I'm

[Chorus]
Stuck in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going psycho
I lead 'em on, say I'm down, but then cancel and no-show
I want their touch, but love is what I really want though
Oh, what I'd do, ooh
I'm in a dry spell, can't tell if I'm going crazy
Want someone close, but I know I just want them to date me
Tried hooking up, but it sucks and now I kinda hate me
Oh, what I'd do, ooh

[Outro]
I'm, I'm in a dry spell, oh