[Intro]
Welcome to the purge
Everybody's, everybody's

[Verse 1]
Jelly beans stress me out
Because one time I bit
Into one that looked like Cola
But it tasted more like shit
And if jelly beans stress me out
How the hell am I supposed make friends
When every time I trust someone
They fuck me in the end

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm 'bout to clear my history (Ooh)
You're all dead to me
These NPCs mean nothin' (Nothin')
Stay inside
Hide your kids and hide your wife

[Chorus]
Welcome to the purge
Everybody's cut
You and you and her
I’m over it—you're done
Welcome to the purge
No one's safe and everybody's cut
(Ha-uh)
[Verse 2]
All my life I thought air was free
Until I bought a bag of chips
I also thought my best friend
Wouldn't be the one talking shit
And if bags of chips stress me out
How the hell am I supposed to find love?
I'd rather be paranoid and numb than dumb

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm 'bout'a clear my history (Ooh)
You're all dead to me
These NPCs mean nothin' (Nothin')
Stay inside
Hide your kids and hide your wife

[Chorus]
Welcome to the purge
Everybody's cut
You and you and her
I’m over it—you're done
Welcome to the purge
No one's safe and everybody's—

[Bridge]
Look me in the eye
Look me in the eye
Look me in the eye
I don't trust it
Look me in the eye
Look me in the eye
Look me in the eye
Whoa, I don't trust it
Everybody lies
Everybody lies
Everybody lies
Oh, I call bullshit
Lock your doors
(Everybody lies, everybody lies, everybody lies)
Stay inside
Hide your kids and hide your wife
[Chorus]
Welcome to the purge (Everybody’s cuts, everybody’s cut)
Everybody's cut (I don't trust it, I don't trust it)
You and you and her (You’re all right and you’ll all rot in hell)
I’m over it—you're done (Everybody lies, everybody lies)

[Outro]
Welcome to the purge
No one's safe and everybody's cut