[Verse]
When I moved to Hollywood
Everybody looked so cool
Celebrities and parties
Gucci belts, infinity pools
But I suffer from depression
And I don’t have many friends
I don't fit in with influencers
I have existential dread
When I start to panic
And the Prozac doesn’t help
I think about Big Daddy
And I ask myself

[Chorus]
"What would Adam Sandler do? (Do)
What would Adam Sandler wear? (Wear)
If I was Adam Sandler too (Too)
I'd wear flip flops everywhere" (Where)
What would Zohan do (Do)
Billy Madison is lit (Lit)
Mr. Deeds is such a good dude (Dude)
Happy Gilmore just don't give a shit" (Shit)

[Outro]
He's a fathеr, he's a gangster, he's a crocstar, hе's a gambler
He's my hero, he's got rizz
He has zero fucks to give
He's just like us
In Adam Sandler, we trust