[Verse 1]
Welcome back to the land of r- reality
Wait, let's get it again with a little more personality
Welcome back to the land of r-reality
Great now, say I want the world to see the real me
Don't eat, don't sleep, stay healthy
And it isn't in the budget to get a ticket for your family
I heard they hired us our own attorney
No conflict of interest there, don't you worry
Look over there at the Hollywood sign
Sign, sign right there on the dotted line
Pretend you're dating. It's great for ratings
Look into the camera. America's waiting

[Chorus]
Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land that you see on your screen
Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land of reality

[Verse 2]
"I feel a little under the weather"
"We got a pill from Beverly Hills that'll make you feel better!"
No such thing as a winner or a loser
Everyone's a winner said Every producer
It ain't our call, it's America's honey
It's not our decision, but your time is our money
We need more energy. We need more ratings
Dance for the camera. America's waiting
[Chorus]
Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land that you see on your screen
Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land of reality
In the La La Land of reality

[Verse 3]
Lights and camera
Cut, that's me, Just like that like one, two, three
Take all of your clothes off please
We're gonna need 'em back for the finale
Someone call security, and escort her out to the street
You should probably call an Uber. It might be hard to get a taxi (Taxi, taxi, taxi)

[Chorus]
Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land that you see on your screen
Everything ain't always what it seems
In the La La Land of reality
In the La La Land of reality