[Verse 1]
You should count your lucky stars now
Cuz right now you got my body
I drove your ass around town
That's a lot of gas money


[Pre Chorus]
I cry my eyes out
Now the world is dying, all the fish are dying
Why did I try so hard?
When I was buying
Chorus:
I can't believe I shaved my legs for this
Loving you is such a waste, I'm pissed
What a shame, I blame
Myself for this, all the energy that I put in
Why'd I shave my legs for this, for this, for this?


[Verse 2]
I guess you're just a hiccup
A glitch in the matrix
The shit I got so thought up
For you to never make it
Pre-Chorus
I cry my eyes out
Now the world is dying, all the fish are dying
Why did I try so hard?
When I was buying
[Chorus]
I can't believe I shaved my legs for this
Loving you is such a waste, I'm pissed
What a shame, I blame
Myself for this, all the energy that I put in
Why'd I shave my legs for this, for this, for this?
For this, for this, for this

[Bridge]
Got my hair done, got my nails done
Got my nylons, got my pride up
When you log on, I just wanna let bygones be bygones
So why did I try to show her what I was buyin'?

[Chorus]
I can't believe I shaved my legs for this
Loving you is such a waste, I'm pissed
What a shame, I blame
Myself for this, all the energy that I put in
Why'd I shave my legs for this, for this, for this?
For this, for this, for this