[Verse 1: Jax & Chelsea]
This is the girl I babysit
Hi, I'm Chelsea and I'm the shit (Chelsea, stop [?])
Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I'm honest
But she won't tell my parents ‘cause I made her promise
So we're up past her bedtime writing a song
To talk about the things we don't tell her Mom

[Verse 2: Jax, Chelsea, & Jill London]
My bedtime's at 9PM
It is currently 2AM
Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner
We both know you don't eat dinner
I text my boyfriеnd on my iPad
I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that
I told hеr I was allowed to watch Rated R movies
Which wasn't true and her parents might sue me
I've seen boobies before
Hey, I'm home!
Bed, now!