I’m Gay

(Girl) This is the boy that broke my heart when I was seventeen!
(Boy she took our break up pretty hard!!
(Girl) I cried for weeks and weeks!!!
(Boy) We shared one awkward kiss and then…
(Girl) You ended it the next day!
(Boy) Eight years later we met for lunch!!
(Girl) And I gave him a chance to explain! And he said…

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(Boy) I’m gay!
(Girl) Yup!!
(Boy) I’m gay sis!!!
(Girl) What a plot twist
(Boy) I’m gay!!!! But you still wouldn’t be my type if I were straight!


(Rapper) Yo, let me tell you about a boy who broke up with his girlfriend. The reason that they broke up is that the boy was gay! And later on they had a fight if they should get back together but the boy said…

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(Boy) I’m gay!
(Girl) Yup!!
(Boy) I’m gay sis!!
(Girl What a plot twist!!
(Boy) I’m gay!!!! But you still wouldn’t be my type if I were straight!

(Rapper) The boy had a hard time at college so he went to speak to someone for advice and the man said…


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(Boy) I’m gay!
(Man) Yup!!
(Boy) I’m gay bro!!
(Man) What a plot twist
(Boy) I’m gay!!!! But she still wouldn’t be my type if I were straight!

(Rapper) Yo! Wait there…your going to fast! So how old is that man? Are you saying that you have a crush on him! He looks old to me and I wouldn’t marry him if I were you!! But the boy said…

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(Boy) I’m gay!
(Rapper) But I would…
(Boy) I’m gay bro!!!
(Rapper) What I was trying to say was…
(Boy) I’m gay!!!! But shall i marry her…yes or no?


(Girl) Marry Me!!!
(Man) Marry Her!!!!
(Rapper) please marry her!!!!!
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(Boy) I’m not gay!
(All) Yay!!
(Boy) I’m not gay sis!!!
(Girl) And now we can start all over again…
(Boy) I’m not gay!!!! Of course you would be my type! I’m not gay!!!!


(Rapper) Now all was right!! The boy is not gay!!! Yay. So now that they are married we can have a…PARTY!!!! Yay!