[Verse: Jax & Rebecca Zamolo]
This is Rebecca and she’s eight months pregnantPeople have been getting on my nerves, man
People say stupid crap, so we wrote a song called
“Things You Shouldn’t Say To A Pregnant Person”
Oh, my God, you’re hugeI was feeling skinny today, thanks a lot
When I was pregnant-Stop, please stop
You’re gonna breastfeed, right?Oh, my God, you have to feed a baby?
Aren’t you a little old to be pregnant?You wanna put your face right here, maybe?
You probably shouldn’t eat that
They say that that gluten can cause a baby brain damageI just saw your Flat-Earther son eat a Tidе Pod, Janet

[Outro: Matt Yoakum]
Bro, I just heard getting kickеd in the balls is way worse than giving birth

HAVING PROBLEMS WITH THE LYRICS CURRENTLY