[Verse 1: Jax (USA)]
This is Evan
He's kind of a legend
Here's here to tell you why

[Verse 2: Jax (USA)]
You'll never believe what's he about to say
Who's ready for story time?

[Verse 3: Dwarf Mamba]
One day I woke up feeling super bored
Trying to find an adventure 'cause life is short

[Verse 4: Jax (USA)]
So Evan booked a trip to Paris
Looking for a little challenge

[Verse 5: Dwarf Mamba]
I thought to myself
I'm 4 foot 2
What's the craziest shit that I could possibly do?

[Verse 6: Jax (USA); Dwarf Mamba]
Instead of going through TSA
Even thought, hey...
I'll fly to Paris in a suitcase
[Verse 7: Jax (USA); Dwarf Mamba]
No way
Yes way
I snuggled myself all the way to French Baggage Claim

[Verse 8: Jax (USA)]
Evan, wait
When you got off the plane
What'd you say?

[Verse 9: Dwarf Mamba; Jax (USA)]
Bonjour motherfuckers
I snuck my way
From the USA
To Paris in a suitcase
I'll fly to Paris in a suitcase