[Verse 1: Jax (USA); Grandpa Bob]
This is Grandpa Bob
He's 79 Years Old
Young

[Verse 2: Jax (USA); Grandpa Bob]
Today he saw a couple at a restaurant
Who never looked up from their phones
Grandpa was so bummed
I felt so bad for those kids

[Verse 3: Jax (USA)]
So we wrote a song
With some of Grandpa Bob's relationship tips

[Verse 4: Jax (USA); Grandpa Bob]
What's your secret to a Happy Wife?
Always tell her she's the love of your life
Any tips for when you fight?
Cuddle, flowers, a movie night
What happens if she's feeling moody?
Tell her she has a wonderful booty

[Outro: Jax (USA); Grandpa Bob]
Grandpa!
[Laughing]