We can do our make up in the parking lot
We can get so famous that we both get shot
But right now
I'm in the shower

We can get some press on nails at CVS
I can tell you now or I can make you guess
But right now
I'm in the shower
I'm in the shower

We can drink our beer out of a sippy cup
We can go to Disneyworld and fuck shit up
But right now I'm in the shower

We can call in sick and go to Chuck E. Cheese
We can make a baby on the flying trapeze
But right now
I'm in the shower
I'm in the shower

We can fall in love at the Dairy Queen
We can be nice or we can be mean
But right now
I'm in the shower