[Verse 1]
I got a bootycall from Elmo
I feel like it was straight from hell
The spirit inside me caught fire
Like the depths of elmo's asshole

[Pre-Chorus]
Now I'm wishing I could go to
Elmo highschool
Pick up my phone and see his
Number dialed
Elmo is calling me
To no end and i pick up just to listen

[Chorus]
Lalala
Elmo's bootycall
Lalalala
Called me at 3AM to let me know
He needs me
It's time for our story to begin!

[Verse 2]
Dom started this bootycall bullshit
Now all of us are addin' to it
Elmo's just making it ten times worse now
And I feel as if I'm falling apart now
[Pre-Chorus]
Now I'm wishing I could go to
Elmo highschool
Pick up my phone and see his
Number dialed
Elmo is calling me
To no end and i pick up just to listen

[Chorus]
Lalalala
Elmo called me on the phone
Lalala
All my lessons that day were postponed
Lala
He picked me up out of school that day
Lalala
And he fed me to the horses like hay

[Verse 3]
Elmo, please
I need you with me
I need you near me
Now you're bootycalling all the girls that you said you would never
You promised to take me to the nether

[Hook]
I'm deleting your minecraft account